"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday."-Lemony Snicket (via lexiwhiskers)
good idea for a film
it’s about a cop who - get this - doesn’t play by the rules. this guy… he’s something of a loose cannon. but here’s the twist: he doesn’t play by the rules. he’s a lone wolf. you could even say he doesn’t play by the rules. sometimes he actually breaks the rules. that is to say, instead of playing by them. them being the rules. of which he does not play by.
"Humans in love are terrible. You see them come hungering at one another like prehistoric wolves, you see something struggling for life in between them like a root or a soul and it flares for a moment, then they smash it."-Anne Carson, Plainwater (via elucipher)
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
FOUR NEW THINGS AND A GIVEAWAY (go to www.shirtpunch.com for details).
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT